In a turn of celebrity fuckedupness, Paris has gone and found herself a new friend in Kevin Federline, who joined Paris´ little party group the other night and spent some time hanging out, drinking, and no doubt swapping Britney stories.
This may be a “the enemy of mine enemy...” moments, but really I thought Kevin was over that, he already got most of the custody of the kids and a good deal more than the one million he was allegedly supposed to get.
Maybe I´m being too harsh, maybe he and Paris just like each other as friends, maybe they are kindred spirits, that would explain the reason why the expressions in their eyes in these pictures are just pure slut/evil. Seriously, they look like they´re about to go seduce a bunch of people and give them lethal diseases or something.
I´m not Britney´s biggest fan, but at least when she looks at the camera she exudes a silly kind of naivety and doesn´t remind me of a smug and overfed hell spawned creature.