Usually if I said the word “upskirt” you´d be right in thinking of Britney, or Paris, or maybe Lindsay, and usually you´d be right, but this time it is Mischa Barton who has forgotten the basic mechanics of keeping one´s ass covered.
This may seem like kind of a killjoy thing to say, but maybe studios or agents or managers or someone should send young ladies who are exposed to the trials and tribulations of fame to some sort of charm and deportment school, where they will learn how to exit a vehicle without offering themselves up to the world for an impromptu gynecological exam.
Sure, we appreciate the offer, but it´s just not necessary really.Do they feel no shame? No embarrassment? Are they just like “well fuck it, it saves the shock if I do a nude scene.”? I really don´t know, but all this panty flashing simply can´t be accidental, can it? This is the first generation of starlets apparently unable to keep their skirts down and their legs closed.
In a turn of celebrity fuckedupness, Paris has gone and found herself a new friend in Kevin Federline, who joined Paris´ little party group the other night and spent some time hanging out, drinking, and no doubt swapping Britney stories.
This may be a “the enemy of mine enemy...” moments, but really I thought Kevin was over that, he already got most of the custody of the kids and a good deal more than the one million he was allegedly supposed to get.
Maybe I´m being too harsh, maybe he and Paris just like each other as friends, maybe they are kindred spirits, that would explain the reason why the expressions in their eyes in these pictures are just pure slut/evil. Seriously, they look like they´re about to go seduce a bunch of people and give them lethal diseases or something.
I´m not Britney´s biggest fan, but at least when she looks at the camera she exudes a silly kind of naivety and doesn´t remind me of a smug and overfed hell spawned creature.
Scarlett Johansson has topped yet another poll. This time it’s Glamour magazine’s “Sexiest Body In The World”. Here’s what the top ten looks like:
1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Jessica Alba
3) Gisele Bundchen
4) Jennifer Aniston
5) Angelina Jolie
6) Mischa Barton
7) Rachel Bilson
8) Beyonce
9) Jennifer Lopez
10) Kelly Brook
Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the sexiest celebrities right now, but there’s no way she has a tighter body than Jessica Alba and Racel Bilson. But then again that’s just my opinion, and polls are based on thousands of other people’s opinions. But what the hell is Mischa Barton doing at number six, let alone even on the list?
Pop star Britney Spears got ready for the weekend by shearing all her hair off and dropping by a Los Angeles tattoo parlor, where she quickly drew a crowd.
The Friday evening visit to the "Body and Soul" tattoo shop in the Sherman Oaks district of Los Angeles came on the same day People magazine and other entertainment media reported that Spears, 25, had recently entered a rehabilitation center in Antigua and checked out a day later.
Spears representatives could not be reached for comment on the rehabilitation reports, but the Access Hollywood entertainment news outlet cited a representative denying them and saying she was not in rehab.
Los Angeles television station KABC showed video of Spears entering the parlor with a small tattoo visible on the back of her neck and her head completely bare. People magazine carried a picture of her shearing her locks herself, with an electric clipper at a hair salon.
Tattoo artist Max Gott told the station Spears got a "dainty" new tattoo. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist -- red lips, a little pink," he said.
Outside, police controlled a large crowd of onlookers and cleared the way for her to leave.
Spears reached pop stardom with hits such as "Oops!... I Did it Again," and developed a reputation for a reckless spontaneity, including her two-day marriage to a childhood friend.
A mother of two young sons, Spears has acknowledged her image had taken a beating in recent months. She has become a regular fixture on the circuit of big-city U.S. nightclubs since her split in November from husband and former backup dancer Kevin Federline.
Spears was repeatedly photographed in December climbing out of automobiles without wearing underpants while in the company of celebrity Paris Hilton.
Spears and Hilton recently made the cover of Newsweek magazine with a story headlined "The Girls Gone Wild Effect" and a poll of readers who said celebrities like them were having too much influence on young girls.
In January, Spears posted a message on her Web site acknowledging the negative publicity while writing, "I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever and to reaching out to my fans on a more personal level."